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Sir Chris
Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:06 pm Posts: 204 Location: At my computer
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Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:04 pm |
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Sir Keaton
Joined: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:00 pm Posts: 177
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Re: Chuck Norris
Well this is certainly in the right forum section lol...good one though
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Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:18 am |
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Sir Chris
Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:06 pm Posts: 204 Location: At my computer
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Re: Chuck Norris
come on, post your fav chuck norris joke
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Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:02 pm |
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Sir Jason
Joined: Wed Dec 28, 2005 4:52 pm Posts: 94 Location: Slidell
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Re: Chuck Norris
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate
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Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:35 am |
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Page Dave
Joined: Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:14 pm Posts: 17 Location: Covington, LA
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Re: Chuck Norris
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
_________________ Page David Gregory Evans "Liberate tutame ex inferis."
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:31 pm |
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Page Raleigh
Joined: Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:50 pm Posts: 1
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Re: Chuck Norris
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. wow.. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:24 pm |
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Sir Kelly
Joined: Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:25 pm Posts: 45 Location: Baton Rouge
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:57 pm |
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Page Dave
Joined: Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:14 pm Posts: 17 Location: Covington, LA
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Re: Chuck Norris
Somebody at Tournament had a good one:
"If the movie 300 had starred Chuck Norris, the title would have been 1."
_________________ Page David Gregory Evans "Liberate tutame ex inferis."
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Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:35 pm |
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