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| Author: | Sir Chris [ Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Chuck Norris |
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. |
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| Author: | Sir Keaton [ Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Chuck Norris |
Well this is certainly in the right forum section lol...good one though |
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| Author: | Sir Chris [ Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Chuck Norris |
come on, post your fav chuck norris joke |
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| Author: | Sir Jason [ Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Chuck Norris |
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate |
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| Author: | Page Dave [ Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Chuck Norris |
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. |
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| Author: | Page Raleigh [ Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Chuck Norris |
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. wow.. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ |
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| Author: | Sir Kelly [ Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Chuck Norris |
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys. |
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| Author: | Page Dave [ Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Chuck Norris |
Somebody at Tournament had a good one: "If the movie 300 had starred Chuck Norris, the title would have been 1." |
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